Lord of the Rings + Breaking Bad + The Sopranos = Skulduggery
The best part of being a human is everyone constantly underestimates you, and that means they never see it coming when your dagger plunges into their heart.
Our business is growing, but so is our list of enemies. Dwarven gangsters? The Assassins Guild? The commander of the Elven Guard?
Yup, they are all problems for us as we expand our criminal operation throughout the realm, and we gotta get rid of ‘em all if we’re going to make mountains of gold.
Fortunately, they’ll never see it coming.
